سواها اللي ما يستحي

[Bad Feeling]

تلميذ يدرس في الروضة رفع اصبعه وهو يصرخ ويقاطع المدرسة وهو

يقول، أبلة أبلة أبلة.



ردت عليه الأبلة وهي تقول متعجبة: وشفيك وش تبي؟؟



قال التلميذ: أبلة عندي سؤال أبيك تجاوبين عليه،



قالت المدرسة قل وش سؤالك قال التلميذ: صحيح يا أبلة






البنت اللي تدرس في الجامعة تحمل وتولد؟ الأبلة: صحيح
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قال التلميذ: طيب والبنت الي تدرس في الثانوية تحمل وتولد بعد؟

قالت: صحيح.

قال التلميذ: طيب والبنت الي تدرس في المتوسط تحمل وتولد بعد؟

قالت : صحيح.

قال التلميذ: طيب والبنت الي تدرس في الابتدائي تحمل وتولد.

قالت: ممكن لكن الاحتمال ضعيف جدا.

ابتسم التلميذ وهو يقول: أبلة الحين أبي أسأل السؤال المهم، البنت الي

في ا لروضة تحمل وتولد؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

قالت الأبلة: لا طبعا توها صغيرة ومستحيل تحمل وتولد.

:هنا التفت التلميذ لصديقته التلميذة الي تجلس بجانبه وهو يقول لها

ما قلت لك لا تخافين...

[Ghaleb Sahary]

بــــــــــــــايــــــــــــخــــــــــــــه حـــــــيــــــل
لأن ألي في الروضه ما يقدر يسأل هذه الأسئله أيش دراه بالجامعه وعن الحمل والولاده وهو باقي في الروضه.
يعني عمره أقل من ست سنوات.
تقبل مروري وما قلته مجرد وجهت نظر فقط

[XBS3]

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[سالم الجابري]

هههههههههههه
يعطيك العافيه

[Moon]

[Bad Feeling]

thanks for everybody commented and for MR XBS3 go an ask Galeb if u did have any clue and try to figure out with him what does it mean?
thanks mr Galeb for ur lovely opinion I really appreciate it.and to be informed that the joks most likely are not true So no Comparing between Joks and Logic .

[الطائر المهاجر]

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[Ghaleb Sahary]

thanks for everybody commented and for MR XBS3 go an ask Galeb if u did have any clue and try to figure out with him what does it mean?
thanks mr Galeb for ur lovely opinion I really appreciate it.and to be informed that the joks most likely are not true So no Comparing between Joks and Logic .

dear Mr. Bad Feeling
you are most welcome
Whatever jok has to be adequate for readers. Humanity jokes should be acceptable. feeling & sense must be considered. Is it possible to say the person who died yesterday called today his mother asking her his diary to add some important points

[جنون انثى]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
قسم بالله تضحك من جد ضحكت بقوه
هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[Bad Feeling]

dear Mr. Bad Feeling
you are most welcome
Whatever jok has to be adequate for readers. Humanity jokes should be acceptable. feeling & sense must be considered. Is it possible to say the person who died yesterday called today his mother asking her his diary to add some important points

dear Galeb and habibi
one of the most essential matters me I , you and everybody must care about it ,think about it carefully and apply it in the life IS""respect other's people thouths ,beleives and opinions......however don't enforce people to think the same way you or me think......AS i finished from reading your comment I found a fact about Habibi and my brother Galeb's personality...I hope I"m not mistaken...this fact is you are trying to persuade people,on rather,to convince them that ur opinion is the right one
to make u more clear about it "when you said"according to humanity jokes I have to consider the sense and feeling ..ya habibi if u r seeing that wallah i'm completely the opposit ,....ya habibi this is your on thought your own opinion why u make so hard
and another point TO BE honest with u: your comments always are not coherent you always miss the point we must talk about it ...
THE last point :why most people found my joke is funny ecxcept you ???are you much better than them... ........

[مرهف الاحساس]

اووووووووووخص

قلبناها دردشه انقليزية

طب وين الترجمه خلونا نفهم على الاقل

ياشنكم لا تفلسفتم بس


يسلموووو ع الموضوع الفكاهي

تقبلني

[ابن قرمشة]

dear galeb and habibi
one of the most essential matters me i , you and everybody must care about it ,think about it carefully and apply it in the life is""respect other's people thouths ,beleives and opinions......however don't enforce people to think the same way you or me think......as i finished from reading your comment i found a fact about habibi and my brother galeb's personality...i hope i"m not mistaken...this fact is you are trying to persuade people,on rather,to convince them that ur opinion is the right one
to make u more clear about it "when you said"according to humanity jokes i have to consider the sense and feeling ..ya habibi if u r seeing that wallah i'm completely the opposit ,....ya habibi this is your on thought your own opinion why u make so hard
and another point to be honest with u: Your comments always are not coherent you always miss the point we must talk about it ...
The last point :why most people found my joke is funny ecxcept you ???are you much better than them... ........

النكته حلوة بس تعليقك والله ما ادري ايش يبغى ...مسوي فاهم انت وولد العم

[عاصم سحاري]

bad feeling

[Moon]

bad feeling

Why you feel bad, Asimk:13

[سيد العشاق]

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إذا ترجمتم هذا الكلام فالقصة جميلة وإذا لم تستطيعوا ترجمتها فالقصة بايخة

تحياتي إنجليزي صح